Meet the Herd!
Who's your favorite Cosmic Cow? Is it heartthrob Billy Midol with his sexy stare, dangerous Danny Rude with his felonious good looks or the delicious Drumbo with his minimum wage smile? Now you can learn all their vital stats, their hobbies, their dreams and other fun facts!
Name: Billy Midol
Instrument(s): Guitar, vocals, styling mousse
Hair: Platinum blonde
Eyes: Blue
High School: Weemawee High School
Hobbies & Interests: Peroxide, Pez dispensers, Smurfs, Intellivision
Heroes: Jane Pauley, Dale Bozzio, Sting
Life's ambition: To become a notary public
Taste in Girls: Blonde
Favorite Saying: "Go for it!"
Name: Danny Rude
Instrument(s): Bass, vocals, pager
Hair: Greasy
Eyes: Dim
High School: Did not attend
Hobbies and Interests: Conspiracy theories, A-Team, MILFs, Colecovision
Life's ambition: To keep one step ahead of the law.
Heroes: Rob Lowe, Gary Hart, John Delorean
Taste in Girls: Non-English speaking
Favorite saying: "Cheers was filmed before a live studio audience."
Name: Drumbo
Instrument(s): Drums, vocals
Hair: N/A
Eyes: Usually bloodshot
High School: Fiorello H. LaGuardia High School of Music & Art and Performing Arts
Hobbies and Interests: Pizza delivery, camping, alimony. Atari 2600
Life's ambition: To own a bed
Heroes: Mikhail Gorbachev, Max Headroom, Sinead O'Connor
Taste in Girls: Alive, preferably with own apartment
Favorite saying: "You want fries with that?"
